Instant Pocket – yes, an instant pocket

Men: how many times have you gone out with some friends, only to have a female friend ask you to carry her card and ID? “Why don’t you have clothes with pockets?” you ask, but receive only a look of derision. You take her cargo. No longer! Simply carry a few of these instant pockets around, and next time she asks, clap one on her hip, laugh maniacally, and then run. Run for your life. Cardigan sold separately.

[via 7gadgets and The Awesomer]