In the latest in my unofficial series on questionable hi-tech apparel, it pains me to bring you news of T-shirts you shouldn’t buy that feature my favorite robots in disguise, the Transformers.

These aren’t just T’s emblazoned with the likeness of Bumblebee. No, these shirts feature some Las Vegas-esque light up tackiness, including Prime’s flames. Way to go, guys, reminding us of the one glaring problem with the new film’s incarnation of the great leader. Jerks.

Don’t buy these, I’ll kick your ass. Also, I don’t care what the shirt says, that glob is not Megatron. Sorry.

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