Sales Manager: Where’s Paul? He’s the only one who knows how to paste in the fake images onto devices in the catalog.
Intern: He’s at lunch. I can try. I know Photoshop.
Sales Manager: No, you’re an intern. I’ll do it. What is this thing? A tablet?
Intern: Yeah, but…
Sales Manager: Go take pictures of those USB thingers that just came in. Let me concentrate. And get me a latte.
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