If you were weeping for America, as we instructed, you can stop now. The Comfort Wipe must not have received enough orders (hard to believe) and consequently is no longer being offered. Actually, it never was offered; Telebrand, the company that made the ad, only did so for market research purposes, and apparently found interest lacking. So it’s back to a sturdy stick and damp rag for America.

No worries, though. Telebrands offers many other quality products, like Doggy Steps. On second thought, continue weeping.

[via The Awl]