The Illuminati are real, and have removed that proto-iPhone auction from eBay. The auction had been live for a few days before Apple contacted eBay, shutting the auction down before the proto-iPhone made it “out there.” The video was also pulled from YouTube.

Apparently Apple removed a similar auction from eBay last year, so you know it’s someone’s job at Cupertino to troll eBay/blogs looking for unauthorized sales, auctions, etc.

Considering there’s very little else to talk about, here’s a video of a family absolutely killing the final obstacle course in Nickelodeon’s Double Dare.