Watch Newt Gingrich’s Embarrassingly Hilarious Video On Renaming Cell Phones

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Thank you, Newt Gingrich, for this YouTube gem; I think America needed a good laugh. Last week, the former Republican presidential front-runner and moon colony-enthusiast called upon the wisdom of the Internet to come up with a term for an Internet-connected phone, apparently not knowing that they are already called “smartphones”.

If we had told you that Newt Gingrich’s “multimedia production company” had made a YouTube video titled “We’re Really Puzzled”, it would have been too ridiculous to fabricate. We cannot make this up.

“You probably think it’s a cell phone,” said Gingrich. “But think about it, if it’s taking pictures, it’s not a cell phone…This device, is something new and different. I’ve been calling it a handheld computer.

It gets better: “So having failed for several days to come up with an adequate term for the device we call a “cell phone,” we want to open the discussion up to you. Let us know in the comments what you think we should name it, and we’ll feature the best ones in a future newsletter.”

The YouTube comments are priceless:

–”i reached out to laurent too. Issa is participating in Bloomberg’s march for immigration

–”Smartphone? How about smartphone. Oh hey, look, we already call it that.”

–”I suggest calling it a “horseless telephone.”

–”There’s a book on the shelf behind him titled “Social Marketing”. LOL”

Ironically, Gingrich made a rare bipartisan endorsement of the wonky open government book, Citizenville, from California Lt. Governor Gavin Newsom. “Every single conservative in this country should read it,” said Gingrich. Citizenville is arguably the most thorough account of government technology to date, and, most importantly, mentions “smartphones” 16 times. I agree, every conservative should read it.

I will leave readers with a more sober and thoughtful idea to mull over: these people want to run our government?!?!