Last night, my roommates came home with a juicer that they purchased from Target. It looked like a normal juicer, despite the disgusting eggshell coloring it had. Then I heard laughter, a great roar of laughter, from the kitchen. I went out to investigate and couldn’t see what was so damn funny at first. It’s just a juicer! Then I saw something next to the juicer. Is that…

Is that…a cassette tape? Those things from the 1980s? I believe it is. Wow, cassette tapes being packaged with juicers. Hopefully my next iPod comes with a Betamax instructional video. As far as cassettes go, I only have one left and it’s still sealed:

Fight the power.