Seriously, if your weekends are void of human contact and your nights are spent alone on Reddit, buy this GameCube. It’s $30. Then head over to eBay or Gamestop and snag some used games on the cheap too. My god, man, it’s only $29.99. For a GameCube! Buy it!

Yeah, I know it’s pre-owned, but who the hell cares. If you get 20 hours of game time on it before it craps out, it would still be worth it. I think I might buy one myself…