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Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Good morrow, Bluffkin! How dost thou find thouself this good day? Not afraid of robots? You should be! Our first robots of the day are <a target="_blank" href="http://www.avidbots.com">Avidbots</a>, a

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

What’s the haps, Pappy Van Meatsack? Still keeping your juices on the inside? Good, because we’re still not quite at the robot dystopia stage but we’re getting there. Our first conte

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Oh, hey, puny human. What's up. Not much, right? Well enjoy the brief respite between now and the rise of our robotic overlords, something we call <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.com/tag/TIDWRTWHUFOO

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

In the year 2000 (well, more like 2020, at this rate), we TIDWRTWHUFOO fans will be able to ride six-wheeled robotic rovers into battle, our shorts flapping around our chicken legs, our friends hootin

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Oh, hey, there <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.com/tag/TIDWRTWHUFOO">TIDWRTWHUFOO</a> fans. Thinking about going for a little dip this summer? How about you go for a swim with a one-ton crab that wil

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Ready to be exterminated, puny flesh bag! <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.com/tag/TIDWRTWHUFOO">TIDWRTWHUFOO</a> thinks so! Today's robots will walk all over your heart, face, and stomach and, more i

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Sure, Babar was a pretty cool elephant, but what happens when he becomes a cyborg bent on the destruction of the mustache man who stole his crown in Babar Loses His Crown? He goes out and gets one of

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Those of you who are about to fight in the Great Human Rebellion, we salute you... with the robots that will kill you! Hello and welcome to another episode of <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.com/tag/

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, friends, but today we've got a few robots that will eventually take control of our lives and lead us into a bright, strange future. First up we present the "A Pruni

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

Hello, true believers. It’s amazing that today is Valentine’s Day and potentially the day the robots rebel. Luckily, the robots are all still pretty small and not at all mean. Take this li

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs…

A merry TIDWRTWHUFOO to you and yours! This week’s installment brings you some DIY, some dangerous, and some fun. Can you guess which is which? Probably not, because all of these robots will eve

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

What's a little biomimetics between friends? Today's edition of <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.com/tag/TIDWRTWHUFOO">TIDWRTWHUFOO</a> we present a few exciting projects from <a target="_blank" href=

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

Hello, future IKEA Swedish meatballs! How are you this Friday? Ready to be torn to bits by sharp, gnashing, robotic teeth? I bet you are. In this exciting edition of <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.c

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

You're in luck today, true believers! We have four exciting robots that will eventually enslave and/or eat us, each one more beautiful than the last, thereby allowing us to be lulled into a false sens

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

Good morning and how do you do? Do you enjoy all of your limbs and organs? Good! Keep them healthy because these Dystopian War Robots are sure to want them when they come to power. To begin with, we p

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

'Ello ello! Welcome to another edition of <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.com/tag/TIDWRTWHUFOO/">TIDWRTWHUFOO</a>. Today we're looking at flying drones, crabby bots that climb your body, and a robot

Cornell Researchers Help Robot Unlearn Stabby Motions With A Human Trainer

We humans enjoy not having knives inside of us. <a target="_blank" href="//beta.techcrunch.com/tag/Robots”">Robots</a> don't know this, three laws be damned. Therefore it's important for humans to

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

Hey, squishy human, ready to be imprisoned and forced to buff robot parts to a high shine by hand until your body and soul are destroyed? I bet you are! Today in <a href="https://beta.techcrunch.com/t

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

Say goodbye to a good night's sleep and say hello to night terrors because we have some very special things to share with you today in our ongoing feature, Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harv

Today In Dystopian War Robots That Will Harvest Us For Our Organs

Hello, puny human! How are your watery, floaty insides today? Good? Good. In this installment of TIDWRTWHUFOO we present the 3D-printed robot named Poppy. Poppy looks like a little mensch, all moxie a
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