Brando
First, I doubt this is an officially licensed Disney product. Something tells me Brando doesn’t have that kind of pull. Second, this thing is $52. I’m pretty sure you can…
$150 Spy pen is probably good enough for "Mission: Impossible"
Boy, I remember the days of play spy gear in the past. Crappy motion detectors, fingerprint kits that were nothing more than flour and tape, and mirrored sunglasses — never…
There are a few areas of concern to point out about this $24 “USB Paw Heating Slipper” from Brando. For starters, you’re sticking both your feet into one giant slipper.…
Sound and vision: The spy monocular and long range sound detector
I knew when I got to the Neighborhood watch meeting last week, that guy from down on the corner was talking about me again. I saw him outside, standing next…
And now to finally get to the bottom of WHO DRANK MY LAST TAB?! This unassuming little clock tells the time and tells you who’s been breaking into your house…
Affordable 7-inch touchscreen PMP is just aching for a web browser
Oh Brando, you tickle the collective fancy of internet users everywhere with your $177 touchscreen portable media player. It plays back high-definition video files, it can be hooked up to…
This here is called the “Flashlight Speed Holster with Battery Compartment,” brought to you by the good people at Brando. According to the product description, “This Revolutionary Holster allows operators…
Speaker with 4.5-inch LCD looks cool, but features are sketchy
Behold! A small step forward in multimedia speakers! This one has a built-in 4.5-inch LCD screen and it only costs $99. According to the product description, the screen is a…
STAB OUT MY EYES! STAB OUT MY EYES! STAB OUT MY EYES! STAB OUT MY EYES! STAB OUT MY EYES! STAB OUT MY EYES! STAB OUT MY EYES! STAB OUT…
WiFi detecting cap detects WiFi, deflects funny, attractive people
In the Old West a man was defined by his hat. Stetson, Ten-Gallon, and Bowler were only three of the myriad hats available to a real man and these hats…
Well look at this, it’s a combination Multi-touch touchpad and a plain ol’ numeric keypad. (Years from now, when we’re all using laptops, or, I guess, touchscreen interfaces, kids will…
Face hot? Maybe you should have a solar-powered fan built into the brim of your hat
It’s a big day for fancy headwear. First we have the sleek and stylish UFO Cap, now we have this ridiculous hat-brim-solar-fan contraption, and the PS3 Slim is small enough…
OK IT’S TIME FOR BRANDO TIME AGAIN! Good friend give you a clock! Don’t think it’s a pinhole camera with remote! Don’t! You will be a fool to think so!…
Brando tests the limits of consumer behavior with folding credit card light bulb
I’d love to be a fly on the wall during one of Brando’s product development sessions. This product, for instance, is a folding credit card-sized “light bulb” that appears to…
Be a super spy! Spy on your grandma! She’s old! She smells funny! It will be fun to watch her in the bathroom! A Fake Generic Lighter Spy Camera Camcorder…
The last thing I hocked for Brando was a 70-LED video light, and I still recommend it. But it looks like they’re hot for budget photography gear, since now they’ve…
Oh Brando, cashing in on Michael Jackson’s untimely death? You’re better than that, Brando. At any rate, the Thriller Skull Phone is an old-timey standard phone in the shape of…
NEW ROTATION STYLE! MAGIC RUBIK SHAPE BREAKTHROUGH IQ RUMBIK GAME REGGULAR SQUARE CUBE! The Irregular Magic IQ Cube, the new rotation style, the new format in each face, the new…
Fake car key shoots photos and video, makes people think you drive a VW
Secretly taking photos of people is sort of easy to do with a cell phone but it’s probably even easier to do with a Volkswagen-style car key. For $66, Brando…
Good for those hard-to-reach places, this USB web cam rotates 360 degrees and can be angled up to 180 degrees. It’s also got 2GB of built-in storage for good measure.
It probably doesn’t get much simpler than this when it comes to getting video files onto your TV. Here’s a USB hard drive dock that’s got an HDMI output on…
Behold the future (of keyboards). New from far away lands comes this $69 wireless slim keyboard with “Smart TouchPad.” See that touchpad in the lower right corner there? It’s a…
You want to spy? You live in country with weird power outlets? You not afraid of being arrested? Go now to Brando! $64 sound-activated security camcorder socket sound to activate…
For all the fluff that generally pours out of Brando’s website, there’s always a diamond in the rough here and there. This one seems to be more diamond than rough.…
Behold a USB flash drive that also doubles as a simple MP3 player. You supply your own microSD card, actually, so maybe think of this as a $16 memory-less MP3…
“Do you expect me to take a picture by rubbing my ring against my chest, thereby activating my $96 Brando Spy Camera?” “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
USB Paw Flash Drive is cute and lovely. Strap is included to attach to your cellphone, keys or bag for convenient. We literally should just republish a Brando feed verbatim.…
Oh man, this mouse sends shooting pains all the way up my arm just by looking at it. But it’s small and very portable!
Star Trek USB phone lets you boldy go six feet away from your computer
Time for everyone to cash in on the new Star Trek movie. Brando is no exception with the “Star Trek USB Communicator internet phone,” a $43 VOIP device that resembles…
Cease and desist letter be damned! Your woman is cheating on you with that Blood Efl!! Put a spy ear in her room! She talks to him! You hear! You…