Brando

Why spend a few hundred on a Parrot AR.Drone when you can pop over to Brando and pick up a $49 quadcopter that fits in the palm of your hand…

This $49 Quadcopter Flips, Dips, And Floats
Hardware

The USB Endoscope: Not What You Think

6:40 am PST • November 8, 2011

I’m a DIY kind of guy. I feel that doctors are at best overpriced handymen whose skills and experience count for little when it comes to understanding my body. Hey,…

The USB Endoscope: Not What You Think

Want the 3D experience without the glasses and with the headache? You’re in luck. Brando is offering a $180 glasses-less 3D PMP that plays multiple file types and presumably plays…

Let’s Check More Fun for Daily Life!! Crapgadget vendor Brando is really selling this horrible umbrella. It includes a sleeve and the admit that “colors may be variant” but that…

This Brando USB key has a unique “lock shape design” and comes in multiple sizes. It is “Portable and easy operation” and the USB key pops out of the bottom…

Brando has, for your edification, a tiny, eeny, weeny, beeny wireless router for traveling. Priced at $45, this tiny 802.11n router is just 1 cm tall and 6 cm long.…

Say, for example, you’re a self-styled office despot. Grown men fear you, women are in awe of your power, and children cower at your feet (all of this is in…

Want to control your devices from afar with something that looks like a mini-Blackberry? Want it to have a crazy name like iPazzPort? Man, today is lucky Friday because that’s…

Hardware

Brando Outs iPad Case That Looks Like A Notebook

9:26 am PDT • September 20, 2010

Looking for an iPad case that also has a built-in keyboard? Check out this case from Brando. The keyboard runs through Bluetooth and has a built-in lithium battery that lasts about…

I was about to open a can of Samhain on this Brando Bluetooth keyboard until I saw what it looked like backlit. BAM! Great freaking pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Hardware

Dino-lamps For Your Home Or Office

4:00 pm PDT • August 25, 2010

So you’ve finally moved into the corner office, and you’re looking for that special decorator piece that really says “I’ve made it” in the corporate rate race. Well look no…

Check out this new folding keyboard from Brando. It uses Bluetooth to connect to your favorite devices – even iPad and iPhone 4.

Oh, Brando, is there anything you can’t sell? This $18 USB device is basically a little mailbox that lights up when your friends email you. Why? Who cares! It’s $18!

Hardware

Brando gets comfy with USB 3.0

10:00 am PDT • June 21, 2010

USB 3.0 is no longer for richy-rich chumps. The low-cost crapgadget standard, Brando, has its own line of USB 3.0 gadgets now: a 4-port hub and a USB 3.0 to…

Brando knows how to make cheap electronics and computer equipment and this mini palm-size Bluetooth keyboard is no different. It’s just so simple and therefore elegant. Because it uses Bluetooth…

So yeah, it’s a flash drive that has a bottle opener built in. Tits.

USB Chicken Burger 4-Port Hub allows you to connect 4 different USB devices. It’s another little fancy stuff on your desk. What, no Double Down?

Hardware

A USB cooling seat pad from Brando

12:00 pm PDT • April 14, 2010

Dear Friend, Is you rear constantly getting sweaty? Do you leave wet spots on your seat cushion? Is it embarrassing? Well then, do I have a product for you.

The promises Brando makes about the “Rii Mini Wireless Keyboard” make it sound like a hug wrapped in hot chocolate wrapped in a puppy. There’s the “dazzling bright LED” backlighting,…

Brando presents us with the Buffalo USB Nintendo PC Game Pad. Priced at $22 plus $3 shipping, it’s a somewhat enticing purchase given the fact that it’s made by a…

If the $180 price tag of Logitech’s diNovo Edge wireless keyboard is a bit too high to stomach, Brando will sell you an $86 knockoff. It’s called the “Rapoo 2900,”…

This may very well be the first time I’ve ever seen Brando sell a product from a big name manufacturer. Normally known for whimsical crap gadgets from faraway lands (and…

The perfect complement to your steering wheel desk, Brando’s “Steering Wheel Bluetooth MP3/FM Car Kit” features convergence up the ying-yang and places it right in front of you as you…

It was just a day or two ago that I was recommending Brando’s flash accessory kit to someone. Among the many (many, many) products at that online shop, their photographic…

This is pretty easy. It’s a case that has a camera mounting screw hidden on one side. Wanna guess what that’s for? Self portraits! $12 from Brando.

Yay! for Brando and yay! for convergence!

Hardware

Unassuming cap sports hidden camcorder

5:30 pm PST • December 31, 2009

Pardon me, miss? I’d just like to tell you that I think your hat is fly. Dope, even. Too bad you’ll never remember my face. Memorize it now and then…

Now here is something I may just order right now. This straightforward adapter from Unitek will turn any hard drive with standard SATA and power connections into an external drive…

Like all Brando junk, this thing makes no sense yet makes perfect sense. It’s a battery that you wear like a wristband. The site has this to say: Have you…

Brando, home of the odd USB device, finally has a product I want to order. No no, it’s not a heated slipper or a spy camera, it’s a Transformers USB…