Pardon me, miss? I’d just like to tell you that I think your hat is fly. Dope, even. Too bad you’ll never remember my face. Memorize it now and then lose me forever. Unless, of course, you’ve somehow got a camcorder hidden in that thing! That’s unlikely, as your hat is far too stylish to be a technology product.
The joke’s on me, because this hat DOES have a camcorder hidden inside it. The future! All for $55 from Brando. There’s 4GB of storage, 640×480 resolution recording at 27 (???) frames per second, and a keychain remote control.
You use the remote to start and stop recording, at which point the hat vibrates to let you know it’s working. Yes, it vibrates. Again, this is the future.
Spy Camera Camcorder Cap with Vibration and Remote Control [Brando]