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  • Snoop Dogg Would Like Bill Gates To “Fix His S*&t”

    Snoop Dogg Would Like Bill Gates To “Fix His S*&t”

    When something happens like, I don’t know, Xbox Live going down, what do you do? A lot of us run to Twitter to complain about it. Not because our complaints will be heard, but because hot damn sometimes it just feels good. Read More

  • T-Mobile CEO Apologizes For “Offending” EFF And Its Supporters

    T-Mobile CEO Apologizes For “Offending” EFF And Its Supporters

    After an aggressive response to his company, T-Mobile, being called out for being anti-net neutrality on its new “Binge On” product by the EFF, CEO John Legere has backtracked a bit. In case you missed it, he flippantly asked “Who the fuck is the EFF?” during a Twitter Q&A last week. EFF supporters told him. In droves. Here was his apology today, which is, of… Read More

  • Over 200,000 People Have Signed A Petition To Stop Apple From Killing The iPhone’s Headphone Jack

    Over 200,000 People Have Signed A Petition To Stop Apple From Killing The iPhone’s Headphone Jack

    You may have heard the rumors that Apple might be doing away with the headphone jack on the iPhone to push forward the wonderful world of wireless listening. Awesome, right? Well, hold on. First off, as per usual, Apple has said nothing to confirm or deny this, so it’s just a rumor. Still, we’re treated with baffling headlines like this: This confusion is causing a bit of an… Read More

  • Here’s What 10,000 Characters Looks Like

    Here’s What 10,000 Characters Looks Like

    So, Recode reported today that Twitter was tinkering around with the idea of expanding its 140 character limit to a number a bit higher….10,000 characters. But what, you ask (and I’m glad you did), does 10,000 characters look like? Well, hey. Let’s find out. Soooo, did you see the Warriors game last night? Crazy, right? It was nice to see Harrison Barnes back and the entire… Read More

  • Happy 46th Anniversary! Love, Facebook

    Happy 46th Anniversary! Love, Facebook

    There’s a funny Facebook glitch telling people they’ve been friends on Facebook for 46 years, even though Facebook has only been around since 2004. Read More

  • WTF
    ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas In 2015

    ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas In 2015

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
    Not an iPhone was buzzing, nor the click of a mouse;
    The Androids were plugged on the night stand with care,
    In hopes that new Snapchats soon would be there;
    The children were nestled in their new Casper beds;
    While Spotify Discover Weekly songs rang in their heads;
    And Mamma in her Net-A-Porter, and Dad in his Mr.
    In a… Read More

  • Kim Kardashian’s Buttmoji Owns The App Store

    Kim Kardashian’s Buttmoji Owns The App Store

    It seems like 2015 was the year of the “emoji.” I mean, a damn emoji was the “word of the year.” This year is ending with a massive bang on the App Store thanks to Kim Kardashian and her…assets. Fire up the App Store on your devices and here’s what you’ll see for the top paid app: The app, KIMOJI, costs $1.99. What do you get? Well, emojis having to… Read More

  • FBI: We Did Not Seize Shkreli’s Wu-Tang Album

    FBI: We Did Not Seize Shkreli’s Wu-Tang Album

    In the latest episode of “holy shit, how is this guy not in jail…oh, he is…cool”, the FBI was forced to make a statement about today’s arrest of Martin Shkreli for securities fraud. In case you don’t know, Shkreli acquired an unreleased album by the popular rap group Wu-Tang Clan for $2M. There is only one copy of “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin”… Read More

  • First Round’s Holiday Video Will Have You Reaching For Your Cell Phone

    First Round’s Holiday Video Will Have You Reaching For Your Cell Phone

    In the tech world it’s just not the holidays until First Round Capital drops its annual holiday video. It’s that time again, folks. The annual festivities started way back in 2008, the year of our blog. Then it happened again and again. If you’d like to sing along, you’ll find the lyrics below the video. They are most certainly…special. I won’t ruin anything… Read More