• Warner Bros. looking to reboot Superman movie franchise. Again.

    Get ready for another movie franchise re-boot! Yes, Warner Bros. wants to re-boot Superman, and it wants Christopher Nolan to sorta oversee the project, but not direct it. You’ll recall that Mr. Nolan successfully re-booted Batman, the silliness of the second film notwithstanding. Money is money. Read More

  • Awww, my stapler sucks now

    Look at you, you boring old regular non-superhero version of a stapler that sits atop my otherwise paperless workspace. You make me sick. I have half a mind to put you up on eBay in the hopes of garnering $10 that I can use to buy a stapler that actually looks fun, like the Koziol Clark Superman Stapler seen on the right. Sure, it doesn’t look exactly like Superman but, hey, let’s… Read More

  • The AudioFile: Sonic Weapons, Justice League-Style

    Traveling through the Scottish countryside with fellow writer Todd Seavey, who has written a couple of storylines for Justice League comic books, I began to doze off. Todd had just told me one of his storylines, so I began daydreaming about the various members of the League in terms of how these heroes might make use of bleeding-edge sonic weaponry. After all, even superheroes can benefit… Read More

  • Funnest, Most Dangerous Toys of 2006

    Every year local news outlets drag out that old chesnut, the most dangerous toys of the year. This year they focus on Heely’s aka Massive Head Trauma in a Shoe and a Superman lamp that could, according to W.A.T.C.H., a fey child protection/consumer group, kill your children and then micturate on their graves. The manufacturer’s proclamation that the figurine is not a toy has… Read More