Awww, my stapler sucks now

clark4 Look at you, you boring old regular non-superhero version of a stapler that sits atop my otherwise paperless workspace. You make me sick.

I have half a mind to put you up on eBay in the hopes of garnering $10 that I can use to buy a stapler that actually looks fun, like the Koziol Clark Superman Stapler seen on the right.

Sure, it doesn’t look exactly like Superman but, hey, let’s hear it for some advancement in the stapler design field. You’ve come a long way, baby.

If you’re in the market for a new stapler or you’re just looking to replace your stupid dumb current stapler, you can buy one here.

via Nerd Approved