Activate Your Red Zones: Verizon Has A Football Leather Moto X
I don’t know about you, but come Wednesday I love to grab a large crate of V8 juice cans and some buddies and sit around the video tube watching all the action. My squad of choice is the New England State Legislature, and their star WB Jan Brady. No one knows quite how to run such a tight nickel and drachma defense, and their ability to move the goalposts up and down the field with no regard for halftimes or pass inference penalties is truly remarkable. The only thing that could make it even sweeter when Rob “Groot” Gronkowski scores a roughdown is if I was clasping a football-like pocket supercomputer I use to check my email and post vaguely off-color remarks to Facebook at the same time.
So kudos to you Verizon, and as the crowds supporting my home team always chant, “Get Up, get up! Let’s Go Bats!” (they really like bats).