Finally: Time-release caffeine capsules
With the average cup of coffee containing about 80 milligrams, the time-release capsules flood your bloodstream with the equivalent of 2.5 cups so, clearly, you’ll want to take 8 to 10 capsules at a time, am I right? AM I RIGHT?!!!
AM I F&%@ING RIGHT?!!!! ANSWER ME!!! Man, my heart is racing. Everything’s moving in slow motion! I can see Juan Valdez — he looks glorious!
You get 12 capsules per package and each package costs $8.99 plus shipping. So pick these up along with the Nixie Tubes, and you’re all set to buzz around like a hummingbird.
Time Release Caffeine Capsules [ThinkGeek]