Reminder: Motorized ice cream cones exist
Can you eat it? No. Does it spin your ice cream around in a circular pattern, providing maximum lick-itude without straining your wrist? Yes.
For $9 plus shipping, plus the cost of batteries, minus getting to eat the cone, you’ll have to decide if this is your kind of summertime gadget. I’m a sugar and/or waffle cone man, myself.
Motorized Ice Cream Cone [Baron Bob via Foolish Gadgets]