Darth Vader clock: Know when it's time to wake up alone
It’s only $32.99, it includes an auxiliary jack for your iPod, MP3, or CD player, and runs off wall power o one 9-volt battery. Sadly it’s only available for pre-order right now, but heck, you’re not doing anything until August anyway. Just order it and wait.
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via BBG, who writes the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
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