NSFW: I Chose Not To Choose iPhone… or Android. I Chose Something Else.
There are, after all, actual things happening in the world. There’s been a landslide in China. North and South Korea are heading towards all-out warfare. Hell, a man who makes printers may or may not have had sex with someone!
But all those stories will have to wait. Because today I made a momentous decision, and a quick glance at my contract of employment tells me that I’m legally obliged to share it with you.
I’m going to buy a Blackberry.
Why? Because its operating system is better than your phone’s operating system.