New device keeps bloggers up most nights
A new device introduced by Mrs. Burns will keep our own Matt Burns up nights and weekends. The device, Lillian Mae Burns, weighs 6 pounds 10 ounces and is about 20 inches long. It was manufactured at 1:16 pm on August 13th.
Join us in congratulating Burnsy on his recent acquisition and here’s hoping he can translate his above-average blogging skills to the parenting of a little girl.
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