ces 2008 wtf

Saddest CES Meatball/Hush Puppy Name Award goes to…

After much deliberation, we have decided to award the best CES Meatball/Hush Puppy Name Award to young Eric for his entry “Danny’s Glans.” While simply saying “Danny Glans” w

Ummm… WTF


LG undouches itself in two short days: The LG Watch/Phone concept photographed

[photopress:watchphone__001.jpg,full,center] I’m all for companies protecting their intellectual property and I respect embargoes and NDAs. But when companies hide their precious, yelling at you

The latest craze sweeping the nation: it's the Wü!

No, not the Wii, the Wü. Complete with little dots over the things of the U. This was one of many knock-off games present at CES, and almost certainly the most shameless, unless you count the guys wh

Dressing the Magic colthes (TM)

The winner of best Engrish in a CES booth goes to…

CES Today: Will the madness never end?

We’re all a bit hungover today so we’re busy milling around snapping photos of booth babes and finding whatever hidden gems we may have missed over the last few days. In the meantime check

Biggs loves his toys

I really think there’s something wrong with Biggs. The gallery is clearly evident of that. He randomly sings karaoke and then attempts to kill me with Halo Covenant weapons.

CES 2008: Odd gear out

[photopress:IMG_0445.JPG,full,center] My favorite thing to do at the show is hit the odd retailers who sell the crazy junk we all know and love from Sharper Image, Brookstone, et al along with the stu

Contest: The saddest CES meatball/hush puppy in the world

Doug and I spotted this forlorn hush puppy/meatball in the CES press room and thought it was the best thing we had seen all day. Granted, we haven’t been drinking and our Danny Gans tickets aren

Roomba's misshapen cousin shows its face

Somebody call the lawyers — I think they might have messed up on the patent application. Either that or they weren’t the only ones who thought up an AI-navigating, robotic vacuum that moves in

Duracell now makes SD cards and flash drives, apparently

Passing by a Duracell booth, I had almost skipped it completely but noticed that some of the batteries were small and thin, and said “SD” on them. It turns out that Duracell is lending its

The first thing I see on entering CES' main hall?

Ghosts ‘n’ Goblins, naturally. It was there to show off TI’s DLP projector technology, but durn it if I wasn’t tickled pink.

The CES 2008 WTF file

Listen: covering CES is hard. It’s fun, don’t get me wrong, but it’s exhausting, frustrating, and full of stuff we all have seen already. To that end, we present CES WTF, a way for u

Bumblebee rocks CES

I think Matt wet himself.

The LG booth is staffed by douches

LG’s exciting new watch concept. A few douches decided to prevent me from taking pix of the red hot LG watch concept which, as you can imagine, is a watch with a phone in it. Amazing stuff, to b

Jook embiggens the common man

A tampon or the voice of God? In the darkness of flight, many a thought has come to the refugees streaming across the borders of civil and worldwide strife. In the hours before morning, when the moon

CES 2008: Love in the BLOLGER lounge

See Peter blog. Blog Peter, blog. See Matt Hickey code video. Transcode, Matt, transcode. See Mike Kobrin get made fun of for his name. Cry, Mike Korbin, cry. Feel John’s scratchy meat beard. Fu

JVC NX-PN7 Dual iPod Dock

Product Name: JVC NX-PN7 Dual iPod Dock Description: A dual ipod dock that holds two iPods. That’s right. Two iPods. Let’s say it again: Two. i. Pods.

Vestalife Ladybug: A thing to put your iPod into

[photopress:IMG_0313.JPG,full,center] Tweens will be pleased by the Vestalife Ladybug, wee speaker system that closes up into a sexy little ball. Not to be outdone, the Butterfly has a removable facep