After much deliberation, we have decided to award the best CES Meatball/Hush Puppy Name Award to young Eric for his entry “Danny’s Glans.” While simply saying “Danny Glans” would have been far more comedically valuable, his contribution to our daily lexicon here at the show is immeasurable and simply mentioning Danny Glans in our company wrought gales of laughter and, dare we say it, a tear or two. To that end, we wish to congratulate Mr. Eric and in passing bid Las Vegas a fond, fond “Adieu.”
Runners up included “Cat5 Köttbullar,” “Little John,” and, most tellingly “Slow News Day.” To all those who entered, we salute you.