• A call to arms: Reboot the public bathroom

    Ladies and gentlemen, I am not a loquacious orator. I’ve never written an impassioned speech. I’m just a part-time tech blogger. But today I must do my best to motivate — nay, to inspire — you, the tech-savvy population of the Internet, to bring all of your design and engineering and user experience skills to bear on the problem of the modern era. Set aside your silly… Read More

  • Japanese company sells retarded Godzilla gadget for bathroom use

    You can see that a given nation, in this case the country of Japan, has an over-saturated market for gadgets if one these things actually goes on sale: A godzilla figure [JP] that you hang on your bathroom wall, that can be shot at with a water pistol and that then reacts by making noises such as “Gyao! Gyao”. Read More

  • Hide your drugs in this high tech medicine cabinet

    Designer Robern created what has to be the coolest medicine cabinet I’ve ever seen. Concealing all of your personal items behind a motorized sliding mirror, it seems like this is the most effective way to hide your medication during that next drunken party. Read More

  • New hybrid Panasonic fluorescent bulb gets bright – fast

    Some non-iPhone-related news for you! If you’ve ever used fluorescent bulbs, you know that they take a while to reach full brightness. This can be a bad thing in certain situations, like bathrooms. Sometimes you need the light fast and don’t want to wait around for it. Well, Panasonic came to the rescue with its announcement of the Pa-Look Fluorescent bulbs. The new bulb is a… Read More

  • Loo Read Bathroom Table: Go Ahead, Write a Book While You're in There

    People who read while in the bathroom should be made to take a long walk off a short pier. I realize my opinions are controversial, but I apologize to no one, especially to Loo Read users. It’s a full table that you set up inside the bathroom to get some reading, ‘riting and ‘rithmatic done. And unlike half the stuff I write about nowadays, this is actually real. Not only… Read More

  • My Bathroom Is Now Complete

    Y’know, nothing makes me more mad in the morning than having to turn on my music BEFORE I get in the bathtub. Then, when I’m in the tub, I can’t surf the web. Which is simply bonkers. Thank God Keuco and Visiomatic have teamed up to bring me the visiPad. Its touchscreen is splashproof, which is perfect. It not only surfs the web and plays my music, but it also plays DVDs… Read More