PortOPong: Inflatable beer bong table

Want. These guys are living the American Dream. Portopong

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Top 10 Geeky babes

What do we at CrunchGear love more than gadgets? Besides booze. Women. Hot women. Geeks disguised as hot women to be exact. It seems there’s a list of whose who in babelicous geekdom each year a

CEATEC Booth Babe Bonanzarama

A strange amalgam of Uhuru and Sulu Ever since the U.S. basically outlawed Booth Babes, I think our trade shows have become more serious, intelligent, and valuable. In unenlightened regions like Europ

DOA Trailer, Annie Hall it Wasn't

I can’t stop giggling over this trailer. I know it’s a year old, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today and who doesn’t want to see scantily clad babes jumping aroun

LG Colorholic Does Something, No One Cares

LG is launching a new line of mobile phones geared towards women in 14 different colors. The Colorholic is a slider with the usual suite of applications like an appointment book, text-to-speech messag

The Story Of A Girl And Her Gaming Systems

We’re in a fight, dear readers. I know you’re cheating on me, but just tell me what I did wrong. Are you seeing someone else? Could I have done something different to have prevented this? Fine! Wh

Fujitsu's New Super Skinny Waterproof Cell

It’s the same story every time. You’re at a pool party in The Hamptons and you go to push some unsuspecting socialite into the pool only to hear, “No! I’ve got my cellphone in

Boom Goes the Dynamite:

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Suicide Girls Get iPhoned

Oh geez, oh geez. It’s no secret that I love girls and that I love tattoos, so when you put the two together, I’m in heaven. SuicideGirls have been around for a few years tantalizing us with hot g

iPod Controls On Your Lady Lumps

I’m really thirsty and I’m not sure why. Anyways, these fine young ladies are sporting the hottest new trend for the Summer: iPod controls on a bikini. I’m certain that this will cau

Babe + Pie Throwing Machine = Xbox Commercial?

“Let’s play beautifully, Xbox”? I don’t get it, Microsoft Japan. Maybe, just maybe, you meant to say, “Let’s play nice.” I’m not too sure, but I’m glad my Mom

Bikinirama Unleashes On A Powerbook

This is the strangest and, yet, most arousing thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s a German babe in a bikini smashing the begeezus out of a Powerbook. She must have been running BootCamp when

Active Crystals: Philips and Swarovski Mashup

We briefly take you away from your gadget-obsessed world to show you something new: these are called girls. You should find them outside your mom’s basement. Now back to your Xbox. Oh and they&#

Reef Babes On All Your Gadgets

Reef is an innovative company in the world of flip-flops and now they’re getting into the Skins business. Yeah, I know, it’s 2007, but people are always looking for the hottest skins out there and

Daily Crunch: Cookout Edition

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These Gamer Babes Will Curb Stomp You

I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. There’s no way these girls play video games! Someone pinch me… on second thought… let me dream for another 15 minutes. In all seriousness, one of