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PortOPong: Inflatable beer bong table

3:12 pm PDT • October 3, 2008

Want. These guys are living the American Dream. Portopong

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Video: 99 words for boobs

5:08 pm PST • March 4, 2008

http://embed.break.com/NDYyNDg2http://view.break.com/462486 – Watch more free videos Robert Lund is my hero.

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3 girls 1 MacBook Air

2:17 pm PST • February 5, 2008

http://geeksugar.com/v/1014735 I know our recent poll shows you guys hate MBA posts, but I just had to do this one. There’s something highly erotic about three hot and geeky girls…

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Top 10 Geeky babes

9:49 am PST • November 30, 2007

What do we at CrunchGear love more than gadgets? Besides booze. Women. Hot women. Geeks disguised as hot women to be exact. It seems there’s a list of whose who…

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CEATEC Booth Babe Bonanzarama

7:51 am PDT • October 3, 2007

A strange amalgam of Uhuru and Sulu Ever since the U.S. basically outlawed Booth Babes, I think our trade shows have become more serious, intelligent, and valuable. In unenlightened regions…

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DOA Trailer, Annie Hall it Wasn't

5:25 pm PDT • August 8, 2007

I can’t stop giggling over this trailer. I know it’s a year old, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today and who doesn’t want to see scantily clad babes…

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LG Colorholic Does Something, No One Cares

2:00 pm PDT • August 7, 2007

LG is launching a new line of mobile phones geared towards women in 14 different colors. The Colorholic is a slider with the usual suite of applications like an appointment…

We’re in a fight, dear readers. I know you’re cheating on me, but just tell me what I did wrong. Are you seeing someone else? Could I have done something…

It’s the same story every time. You’re at a pool party in The Hamptons and you go to push some unsuspecting socialite into the pool only to hear, “No! I’ve…

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Boom Goes the Dynamite: Gadgetbeach.tv

1:10 pm PDT • July 16, 2007

Larry King, Chris Matthews, Wolf Blitzer, Jim Lehrer, Geraldo Rivera — when you think of hard-hitting news from trustworthy sources, these might be some of the names that come to…

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Suicide Girls Get iPhoned

11:35 am PDT • July 3, 2007

Oh geez, oh geez. It’s no secret that I love girls and that I love tattoos, so when you put the two together, I’m in heaven. SuicideGirls have been around…

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iPod Controls On Your Lady Lumps

8:52 pm PDT • June 22, 2007

I’m really thirsty and I’m not sure why. Anyways, these fine young ladies are sporting the hottest new trend for the Summer: iPod controls on a bikini. I’m certain that…

“Let’s play beautifully, Xbox”? I don’t get it, Microsoft Japan. Maybe, just maybe, you meant to say, “Let’s play nice.” I’m not too sure, but I’m glad my Mom is…

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Bikinirama Unleashes On A Powerbook

4:25 pm PDT • June 16, 2007

This is the strangest and, yet, most arousing thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s a German babe in a bikini smashing the begeezus out of a Powerbook. She must…

We briefly take you away from your gadget-obsessed world to show you something new: these are called girls. You should find them outside your mom’s basement. Now back to your…

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Reef Babes On All Your Gadgets

7:43 pm PDT • June 12, 2007

Reef is an innovative company in the world of flip-flops and now they’re getting into the Skins business. Yeah, I know, it’s 2007, but people are always looking for the…

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Daily Crunch: Cookout Edition

3:00 am PDT • April 27, 2007

Take The Grill on the Road My Lap! My Lap! My Lap Is On Fire! Sony Unveils PS3 Eye, World Keeps Spinning These Gamer Babes Will Curb Stomp You Samsung…

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These Gamer Babes Will Curb Stomp You

6:36 pm PDT • April 26, 2007

I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. There’s no way these girls play video games! Someone pinch me… on second thought… let me dream for another 15 minutes. In…