THIS JUST IN! Britain Delivers Killer Blow to Terrorists, Office Supply Salesmen
Box cutter hijackers? No airside butter knives!
Shoe bomber? Passengers must remove shoes before boarding!
Underwear bomber? Genital scanning for all!
And so when I heard that a Somali al-Qaedan had planted a cellphone bomb inside a printer cartridge on a cargo plane, I knew it was only a matter of time until….
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Are you freaking kidding me? Printer cartridges?