The best comment ever
@Shonzilla/Nick-
If you can make it over to a window and write on it with something, say your lipstick, that someone is in your house and forcing you to click on links to stories about products you hate and will never buy I am sure the police can be there very soon.In the meantime, I’ve heard that you can buy some time simply by being compliant with your captors. Remember that no one will judge you for doing anything you need to do to survive.
Stay strong and know that we are with you!