The Phantom is actually shipping – the Phantom Lapboard that is
The console, the subject of Penny Arcade’s ridicule not just once but twice over the years, seems to have metamorphosed into a “service” which sounds suspiciously similar to Valve’s popular Steam platform. Well, if it ever sees the light of day, you’ll hear about it here. Oh, and the store’s got a kind of outdated security thing going on, but I think it still works.