CPC Strap: Potentially Better Than an Arab Strap
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Oh… my… God. We get stuff in our mailbox that causes us to pause, puke a little, and move on. But this, friends, will not allow us to move on. It screams at us from the depths — “POST ME! POST ME!” — and jibbers madly in our minds, filling our every waking moment with torment. What is it? It’s a strap for your phone.
You strap it to your wrist or ankle. Then you cry. Slowly, as the sun rises on your shame, you take the revolver, you take a slug of whiskey and begin to rethink this crazy ride called life. Why? Because you have a phone strapped to your ankle.You know this is the end. Want more reason to pull that trigger? We quote:
When you wear your Bluetooth headset and your cell phone strapped around your ankle:
* You have flair
* You have a strong sense of style.
* You are a trendsetter and you don’t mind being the center of attention.
In public everyone will noteist you waring the CPC Strap
This is the ultimate cellular fashion for those who like to
STAND OUT from the CROWD.
“Get Yo Strap On”
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Please. Make it stop. Please.
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