Douchebags

  • Solor-powered Bluetooth headset keeps the douche times going

    Solor-powered Bluetooth headset keeps the douche times going

    Unless you’re driving, I maintain that Bluetooth headsets are for douchebags. But now the new Igua solar-powered Bluetooth headset lets hippies get in on the douchebag action. The $100 headset is pretty much what it sounds like, but what we do like about it is that there’s no external charger. The unit has solar panels built-in. And it charges as you douche on, meaning unless… Read More

  • RIAA: Thanks and Pirate Again!

    RIAA: Thanks and Pirate Again!

    Those scamps! The RIAA is asking kids to settle online and when they fork over a good $3,500 they get a jolly message from Fat Mitch thanking them for their business. Maybe those selfsame kids need to start using more secure sharing protocols, ensuring that the RIAA will be chasing straw men for the rest of their short, ignoble careers? RIAA Likes Piracy [ReviewLister] Read More

  • Rollies: Training Wheels for Sneakers, or Something

    Unless you’re a really, really hot lady, sporting around town on Rollerblades will make you look like a total, out-and-out douchebag. That is a fact here in 2007. But if you really want to crank your douchebagitude up a few notches, check out Rollies. Instead of strapping your feet into ugly-futuristic-looking plastic skates, you strap these ugly-futuristic-looking plastic skates onto your… Read More