back-up

  • The Back-Up: Access your shotgun while in the lying position

    $39.95. That’s all you have to spend to protect your home from the comfort of your bed. Buy two! One for each side of the bed! Buy three for the bottom of your bed when you and the missus are doing the “strangle dangle thing.” Buy one for the couch! Buy one for the pool-side lounger! We’re living in crazy times, people. This is the only way you’ll survive. Read More