Jon Evans

CTO, HappyFunCorp

Jon Evans is the CTO of the engineering consultancy HappyFunCorp; the award-winning author of six novels, one graphic novel, and a book of travel writing; and TechCrunch’s weekend columnist since 2010.

Jon Evans

Our grimdark meathook cyberpunk now

6:00 am PDT • May 31, 2020

Ten years ago, the joke was: “It’s weird how, once everyone started carrying phones with cameras all the time, UFOs stopped visiting, and the cops started beating everyone up.” It…

Our grimdark meathook cyberpunk now

Living and working in a worsening world

6:00 am PDT • May 24, 2020

Not long ago we lived in a world which kept getting better. Oh, there were tragedies and catastrophes, and there was profound inequality, but still, on a global scale, over…

Living and working in a worsening world

I’m sure you’ve experienced it too. Some kind of discussion — perhaps a dispute, perhaps just a friendly exchange of ideas — arises online. People regurgitate what they know, or…

Why are people who cite videos always wrong?

Seven viral futures

9:00 am PDT • May 10, 2020

The entire world has run smack into the biggest economic wall since the Great Depression, and the US stock market is … above where it was this time last year.…

Seven viral futures

It’s hard to work out just how different pre-COVID-19 and post-COVID-19 world will be, because it’s changing so comprehensively. Consider movie theaters. The first-order effect seems obvious: they’re doomed! Even…

Let housing rise from the empty offices and malls

Magic Leap’s $2.6 billion bait and switch

12:00 pm PDT • April 26, 2020

Intended or not — I assume it wasn’t — Magic Leap became a $2.6 billion bait-and-switch, the consequences of which are now all too apparent.

Magic Leap’s $2.6 billion bait and switch

How to make sense of the coronavirus chaos

12:00 pm PDT • April 19, 2020

We are beset on all sides, daily if not hourly, by COVID-19 data, hypotheses, speculation, and crackpot conspiracy theories. Even if armed with a mathematical mind, and some kind of…

How to make sense of the coronavirus chaos

What do we do with the positives?

12:00 pm PDT • April 12, 2020

Here come the blood tests, and it’s about time. Serosurveys, to determine what percentage of populations have already contracted COVID-19. And, individually, tests to indicate whether you, too, already caught…

What do we do with the positives?

Times are exceptionally hard, especially for local restaurants, which were always in a precarious business even before the COVID-19 pandemic hit. But when times are hard, people pull together, right?…

GrubHub/Seamless’s pandemic initiatives are predatory and exploitative, and it’s time to stop using them

Test and trace with Apple and Google

6:00 am PDT • March 29, 2020

After the shutdown, the testing and tracing. “Trace, test and treat is the mantra … no lockdowns, no roadblocks and no restriction on movement” in South Korea. “To suppress and…

Test and trace with Apple and Google

Into and after the viral storm

6:00 am PDT • March 22, 2020

The path forward now seems pretty clear. First we get through the grim month-and-more ahead, supporting health care workers in any way we can. (Tip: findthemasks.com lists where to donate…

Into and after the viral storm

Our infected machine

6:00 am PDT • March 15, 2020

We are handling the first real global crisis since the Cold War with staggering incompetence. People are already dying en masse. We all need to stay home and stay away…

Our infected machine

Burn the EARN IT Act

4:00 pm PDT • March 8, 2020

I want to talk about malignant incompetence on the part of our elected officials, and this isn’t even about the pandemic. Rather, it’s about the spectacularly misguided, counterproductive, expensive, and…

Burn the EARN IT Act

May we live in interesting times

6:00 am PST • March 1, 2020

It’s never a good sign when, in order to discuss the near future of technology, you first have to talk about epidemiology, but I’m afraid that’s where we’re at. A…

May we live in interesting times

What happens if a pandemic hits?

6:00 pm PST • February 23, 2020

What happens if a COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic hits? What will the repercussions be if the virus spreads worldwide? How will it change how we live, work, socialize and travel? Don’t…

What happens if a pandemic hits?

Over the last year or so, most of the cryptocurrency world has pivoted from the failure of “fat protocol” tokens and ICOs, and the faltering growth of “Layer 2” payments…

DeFiance: billion-dollar finance, million-dollar hacks, and very little value

NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory designs, builds and operates billion-dollar spacecraft. That makes it a target. What the infosec world calls Advanced Persistent Threats — meaning, generally, nation-state adversaries — hover…

The war against space hackers: how the JPL works to secure its missions from nation-state adversaries

Everyone loves the coronapocalypse

12:16 pm PST • February 2, 2020

The 2019-nCoV coronavirus is a global public health emergency of significant concern. It is also, simultaneously, a fount of misinformation, wild conspiracy theories and both over and under-reactions. Whose fault…

Everyone loves the coronapocalypse

Technology is anthropology

3:00 pm PST • January 26, 2020

The interesting thing about the technology business is that, most of the time, it’s not the technology that matters. What matters is how people react to it, and what new…

Technology is anthropology

The most interesting thing I saw online this week was Venkatesh Rao’s “Internet of Beefs” essay. I don’t agree with all of it. I’m not even sure I agree with…

The marketplace of ideas is a weapons market now

R.I.P. Goofy Times

6:00 am PST • January 12, 2020

A strange new sensation has settled across the tech industry, one so foreign, so alien, it’s almost hard to recognize. A sense that some great expectations are being radically revised…

R.I.P. Goofy Times

Software and the war against complexity

1:20 pm PST • January 5, 2020

Look around: what is happening? Australia, AI, Ghosn, Google, Suleimani, Starlink, Trump, TikTok. The world is an eruptive flux of frequently toxic emergent behavior, and every unexpected event is laced…

Software and the war against complexity

It’s The Jons 2019!

6:00 am PST • December 29, 2019

Happy New Year! It’s been another wild and wacky ride of a year in the tech world: breakthroughs and disgraces, triumphs and catastrophes, cryptocurrencies and starships, the ongoing rise of…

It’s The Jons 2019!

Whatever happened to the Next Big Things?

6:00 am PST • December 22, 2019

In tech, this was the smartphone decade. In 2009, Symbian was still the dominant “smartphone” OS, but 2010 saw the launch of the iPhone 4, the Samsung Galaxy S and…

Whatever happened to the Next Big Things?

The new new weird

4:00 pm PST • December 15, 2019

Neo-Pentecostal gangs in Brazil, driving out other faiths at gunpoint. A mob of 100 lawyers attacking a hospital in Pakistan to revenge themselves on violent doctors there. Anti-vaxxers, neo-Nazis and…

The new new weird

Away with them

7:30 pm PST • December 9, 2019

Every so often a story comes along which is unremarkable on its face but erupts into wider attention because it seems to represent some larger social fracture zone. And then…

Away with them

In the waning years of the last millennium, at my university, one of the cause célèbres of the progressive left was a concept known as “Manufacturing Consent,” the title of…

Mass media vs. social media

Reasons to be climate cheerful (ish)

6:00 am PST • November 24, 2019

The International Energy Agency published its annual World Energy Outlook ten days ago. In this era of climate crisis, that outlook includes, as you would expect, stern warnings of catastrophic…

Reasons to be climate cheerful (ish)

Bored of the coins

12:00 pm PST • November 17, 2019

Something strange is afoot in the world of cryptocurrencies. For the first time since Satoshi dropped Bitcoin on us like a benevolent bomb, this painfully new, highly bizarre field has…

Bored of the coins

My MacBook Pro is three years old, and for the first time in my life, a three-year-old primary computer doesn’t feel like a crisis which must be resolved immediately. True,…

The post-exponential era of AI and Moore’s Law