The Honorable Judge Lucy Koh Accuses Apple’s Lawyer Of Smoking Crack

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Thursday, August 16th, 2012
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The best part of the entire Apple-Samsung patent war has been Federal Judge Lucy Koh. She’s a smaller woman with straight, silk black hair, but she manages to make some of the wealthiest lawyers and highest level executives bow down.

She’s an Alpha, and not without a touch of humor, either.

In fact, today she asked Apple’s attorney if he was smoking crack. At least, that’s what this tweet from NYT writer Nick Wingfield says.

Apple’s attorney responded with, “Your Honor, I’m not smoking crack.”

Apparently Koh was bothered by how long the witness list is, considering that both sides only have 25 hours each to argue their case.

To be clear, this type of comment isn’t out of the ordinary for Koh. She’s been frustrated right from the start at the intricacy and length of the trial, and it seems as though she feels its a relatively huge waste of tax dollars considering that both companies seem more interested in continuing litigation than a conclusion.

Back in June of last year, when this trial was in its preliminary stages, the Judge asked if Apple and Samsung brass couldn’t get together for a little chat.

Can’t we all just get along here? I’ll send you with a box of chocolates, whatever.


Company: Apple
Website: apple.com
Launch Date: April 1, 1976
IPO: NASDAQ:AAPL

Started by Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Ronald Wayne, Apple has expanded from computers to consumer electronics over the last 30 years, officially changing their name from Apple Computer, Inc. to Apple, Inc. in January 2007. Among the key offerings from Apple’s product line are: Pro line laptops (MacBook Pro) and desktops (Mac Pro), consumer line laptops (MacBook Air) and desktops (iMac), servers (Xserve), Apple TV, the Mac OS X and Mac OS X Server operating systems, the iPod, the...

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Website: samsung.com
Launch Date: 1969

Samsung is one of the largest super-multinational companies in the world. It’s possibly best known for it’s subsidiary, Samsung Electronics, the largest electronics company in the world.

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