This ain’t no hot rod laptop, but I’m going to be honest here, that thing is probably about as fast as my (aging) desktop, though the game performance is definitely not up to par, what with integrated graphics and all. Still, it’s a totally decent backup laptop — and that price really can’t be beat: $260 plus $15 for shipping. It won’t be available for long, though: it’s a limited time deal. Buy or fly!

I guess stealing one would be cheaper. I don’t recommend that.

Update: Deal’s over, people. Move along.