Just A Few More Delays For WakeMate Sleep Aid System

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Soon, friends. Soon you will have your WakeMates. As soon as they figure out the quality control issues, ship the pieces to the manufacturer, assemble the units, and pass Apple’s app certification process, they’ll get those pre-orders out to you right away!

WakeMate is a sleep aid system that monitors your sleep patterns, then wakes you at a time calculated to be most beneficial to your restfulness. Sounds good, except they’ve been delaying the first shipments for a good 8 months now, and competitors like Zeo are eating up the market.

To be fair, I like the WakeMate’s armband system better than the headband on the Zeo (in theory, at least). I’d probably have weird dreams with that thing strapped to my forehead.

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