LG’s two hottest full-touchscreen phones, the Dare and the Versa, are out in the wild on Verizon. If you’re not interested in going with an Omnia, Blackberry, or Centro, they might just be a good match for you. PhoneDog has a pretty exhaustive deathmatch video here, so if you’re wondering whether the Dare is under-featured or maybe whether the snap-on keyboard for the Versa is chintzy, this is a good way to find out.

So who wins in the end? I don’t want to spoil it for you. Okay, fine — it turns out the Dare was dead the whole time! I know, isn’t that insane?