Team Fortress 2's Scout Update is rolling out

The long-awaited update for scouts is hitting this week. In other news, I’ll be quitting Team Fortress 2 for about a month while you all get it out of your system. I enjoy killing scouts as much as the next guy (perhaps a little more), but I have no desire to be overwhelmed by them, or to play on a team of them. Sweet lord, no!

The first item the scout receives is the “Sandman,” which allows you to whack baseballs at fools, who will be stunned for a length of time depending on how far the ball flew. Can’t say I look forward to being domed like that. How embarrassing.

Oh, and I’ve tried messing with directory and image names, can’t seem to find anything ahead of time. Maybe you’ll have better luck than me.