If there is a problem with the iPhone, it’s that it isn’t 3D-capable. Sales could have been so much higher if only it was, and 480Hz and 1080p to boot! But don’t worry. Hasbro has you covered, bro.
Yes, now you can combine the power and portability of the iPhone with the bulky space-age goggles of the View-Master, a revolutionary technology unveiled at the 1939 World’s Fair. The My3D system can be yours for only $30 come Spring, plus whatever you have to pay for the 3D content.
Honestly, I don’t really see this taking off. Besides, I already have a View-Master.