Old Crap-Ass Phones That Cost Way Too Much
Remember the old, white rotary phone that your grandma had hanging in the kitchen next to her ficus plants? All it takes is $49 and a pack of Benson and Hedges Ultralight 100’s and you’ll be connected to the old timey gossip network in no time.
Or maybe you’d prefer the rotary-dial handset that used to sit on the table next to Grandpa’s favorite scotch-soaked chair. It’ll set you back a measly $67.
Seriously, folks. There’s a fine line between old-school nostalgia and 1,000-percent markup. If you’re really into old phones, though, this might be a great site for you. But I mean really into old phones.