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  • If I Were Google, I Wouldn’t Release A Native iOS 6 Maps App For Six Months

    If I Were Google, I Wouldn’t Release A Native iOS 6 Maps App For Six Months

    So, iOS 6 is upon us and people are going to start getting their new iPhones this week as well. What they'll soon (maybe) realize is that Maps for iOS is no longer powered by Google. And it sucks something fierce. I'm not going to go into tons of technical detail as to why this is, but let me just say that when consumers are used to an experience for, oh, five years, and you all of a sudden… Read More

  • Transformers 2 gets a title, and boy does it suck Ravage balls

    Transformers 2 gets a title, and boy does it suck Ravage balls

    I really hope this is a joke. It’s a very, very bad title. When word leaked out that Star Wars II would be called Attack of the Clones, people went nuts. To George’s credit, the title ended up fitting nicely, and it was a pretty badass movie. But the new Transformers 2 title is something I couldn’t even come up with as a joke. What is it? You’ll have to hit the jump to find… Read More

  • Exclusive: Destro from the new G.I. Joe film sucks

    Exclusive: Destro from the new G.I. Joe film sucks

    You may recall a couple of weeks ago we posted leaked images of the cast of the forthcoming G.I. Joe film in their ridiculous costumes. Today, we have another. The same tipster who sent us the originals gave us this image of Destro. I’m am so disappointed. The only thing good about this movie is that it’s getting made, so that when it’s done they can hopefully do a reboot as they… Read More