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  • The Orp Smart Horn AKA The Smorn Is Cooler Than It Sounds

    The Orp Smart Horn AKA The Smorn Is Cooler Than It Sounds

    High atop Weathertop where the Kings of Old Middle Earth once surveyed their kingdoms, the Smorn leers knowingly at the vale below. His hand rubs the grass and sniffs the air – hobbits had been here, for certain. He raises his long snout and begins to howl, the sound echoing off the swart hills and into the darkness below. Read More