Jokes

  • The vomit kings of Chicago

    The vomit kings of Chicago

    Too often we forget the small things that make us so happy. Take Fun, Inc., makers of magic tricks and, most importantly, fake vomit. Buy a kid a Wii, he’ll play for a day. Buy a kid fake vomit and he’ll play for a lifetime. Best of all they describe the process of making said bolus: The vomitmaster smooths the mixture with the back of the spoon, the way a short-order cook does with… Read More

  • Crazy fact: More WoW players than farmers in US

    Crazy fact: More WoW players than farmers in US

    Someone over at BoingBoing is on a rant again (go figure). This time, it’s about America’s lack of farmers. Did you know that there are 4 million active World of Warcraft players though? That’s more than the 3 million farmers we have in this country. BoingBoing recreates Anderson Cooper from CNN interviewing someone about Warcraft: ANDERSON: We stopped by the gates of Ogrimmar in… Read More

  • Some posts write themselves: Tape Tape Dispenser

    Some posts write themselves: Tape Tape Dispenser

    Instead of making pithy jokes about this Tape Tape Dispenser, which you can get for about $25, we figured we’d let you, the readers, make them. Please use the comments on this post to be humorous about this fun looking desk gadget. And if you’re funny enough, we’ve got something else coming for you guys in a couple of weeks. Tape Tape Dispenser [Coolest Gadgets] Read More

  • A Dolphin Reviews Today's Hottest Smartphones

    A Dolphin Reviews Today's Hottest Smartphones

    Do you hear that? It’s the sound of a potentially good joke ruined by poor execution. Such is the case when The Onion, America’s finest news source, had a dolphin review three highly anticipated smartphones, the Palm Treo 680, the BlackBerry Curve 8300 and the Apple iPhone. The reviewer, Flappy the Dolphin, thoroughly tested each smartphone, taking them underwater with him back to his… Read More