God of War III comes out today (YES!), and with all the hoopla surrounding it, I thought this would actually be a good time to recommend/pay tribute to the other God of War games. I’ll explain. I’ve always considered myself to be a hardcore gamer — up on the big new releases, aware of what’s going on in the industry — but for some reason, I completely missed out… Read More
SETTING: A ravaged Earth-like planet populated by brawny space soldiers and vermin-like aliens. Dramatis personæ:
The Chorus The characters approach a large hole in the earth. Marcus: Let’s hit that Locust hole with some grenades.
Dominic: Got it.
Chorus: NOOB GET OUT GET OUT
Dominic: What was that?
Marcus: Some kid in Scranton. He’s a douche.
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