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  • PortOPong: Inflatable beer bong table

    PortOPong: Inflatable beer bong table

    Want. These guys are living the American Dream. Portopong Read More

  • Video: 99 words for boobs

    http://embed.break.com/NDYyNDg2http://view.break.com/462486 – Watch more free videos Robert Lund is my hero. Read More

  • 3 girls 1 MacBook Air

    http://geeksugar.com/v/1014735 I know our recent poll shows you guys hate MBA posts, but I just had to do this one. There’s something highly erotic about three hot and geeky girls fondling the latest gadget to hit the masses. Sure, I like Apple products as much as the other fanboy, but the MBA isn’t for me. Maybe it’s the music that’s getting me all frisky, but this is hot. Read More

  • Top 10 Geeky babes

    Top 10 Geeky babes

    What do we at CrunchGear love more than gadgets? Besides booze. Women. Hot women. Geeks disguised as hot women to be exact. It seems there’s a list of whose who in babelicous geekdom each year and we welcome that and we know you do to. Enough of the jibber jabber, right? I present to you this year’s top 10: hottest women in tech, according to Askmen.com. Read More

  • CEATEC Booth Babe Bonanzarama

    CEATEC Booth Babe Bonanzarama

    A strange amalgam of Uhuru and Sulu Ever since the U.S. basically outlawed Booth Babes, I think our trade shows have become more serious, intelligent, and valuable. In unenlightened regions like Europa and Japanasia, however, their very presence is an insult to the strides women have made in the realms of commerce, education, medicine, and science and paint this proud people with the brush of… Read More

  • DOA Trailer, Annie Hall it Wasn't

    I can’t stop giggling over this trailer. I know it’s a year old, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today and who doesn’t want to see scantily clad babes jumping around? Jaime Pressley makes one fine Tina Armstong doesn’t she? Did anyone see this movie? Read More

  • LG Colorholic Does Something, No One Cares

    LG Colorholic Does Something, No One Cares

    LG is launching a new line of mobile phones geared towards women in 14 different colors. The Colorholic is a slider with the usual suite of applications like an appointment book, text-to-speech messaging and an MP3 player. I really think LG nailed this one with the wide variety of colors because girls love it when everything matches. Wait. Who am I kidding? No one here cares about the phone. You… Read More

  • The Story Of A Girl And Her Gaming Systems

    We’re in a fight, dear readers. I know you’re cheating on me, but just tell me what I did wrong. Are you seeing someone else? Could I have done something different to have prevented this? Fine! Whatever, you dirty whore. Be that way. Leave. See if I care!!! No. Don’t go. I can change, I promise. Just give me one more chance. Karen, call me. Read More

  • Fujitsu's New Super Skinny Waterproof Cell

    Fujitsu's New Super Skinny Waterproof Cell

    It’s the same story every time. You’re at a pool party in The Hamptons and you go to push some unsuspecting socialite into the pool only to hear, “No! I’ve got my cellphone in my pocket!” Pocketable electronics have done nothing but turn every person who hangs out poolside into Chief Nofun of the Idonwanna Tribe. Well if Fujitsu gets its way, that’s all about to… Read More

  • Boom Goes the Dynamite: Gadgetbeach.tv

    Larry King, Chris Matthews, Wolf Blitzer, Jim Lehrer, Geraldo Rivera — when you think of hard-hitting news from trustworthy sources, these might be some of the names that come to mind (except Geraldo). Well get ready to add one more name to that list: Jessica. That’s right, she only needs one name. And who needs a last name when you’re ready to shake up the state of modern… Read More

 
  • Suicide Girls Get iPhoned

    Suicide Girls Get iPhoned

    Oh geez, oh geez. It’s no secret that I love girls and that I love tattoos, so when you put the two together, I’m in heaven. SuicideGirls have been around for a few years tantalizing us with hot girls with even hotter tattoos and piercings. I just wish they hadn’t made wallpapers for just the iPhone. It really bums me out, but those of you with tattooed-girl fetishes and an… Read More

  • iPod Controls On Your Lady Lumps

    iPod Controls On Your Lady Lumps

    I’m really thirsty and I’m not sure why. Anyways, these fine young ladies are sporting the hottest new trend for the Summer: iPod controls on a bikini. I’m certain that this will cause a few pubescent lads to be smacked when they try and skip to the next song. “I was only trying to fast forward, I swear. I can’t help that your boob is right there.” Sure, pal. Read More

  • Babe + Pie Throwing Machine = Xbox Commercial?

    “Let’s play beautifully, Xbox”? I don’t get it, Microsoft Japan. Maybe, just maybe, you meant to say, “Let’s play nice.” I’m not too sure, but I’m glad my Mom is in town to translate for me. She says it means something to the effect of not playing dirty, which makes sense after watching the video. Beautiful girls don’t really like pies in… Read More

  • Bikinirama Unleashes On A Powerbook

    This is the strangest and, yet, most arousing thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s a German babe in a bikini smashing the begeezus out of a Powerbook. She must have been running BootCamp when the BSD appeared. They really like to smash gadgets and it breaks my heart. It’s a strange feeling because I hate to see gadgets being destroyed, but girls in bikinis seem to trump that. Read More

  • Active Crystals: Philips and Swarovski Mashup

    Active Crystals: Philips and Swarovski Mashup

    We briefly take you away from your gadget-obsessed world to show you something new: these are called girls. You should find them outside your mom’s basement. Now back to your Xbox. Oh and they’re flossing the latest Active Crystal gear from Philips and Swarovski. Read More

  • Reef Babes On All Your Gadgets

    Reef Babes On All Your Gadgets

    Reef is an innovative company in the world of flip-flops and now they’re getting into the Skins business. Yeah, I know, it’s 2007, but people are always looking for the hottest skins out there and these are it. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t want Miss Reef May on your Macbook because I’d have to call you a dirty liar and then slap you. Skins are available for a wide range… Read More

  • Daily Crunch: Cookout Edition

    Daily Crunch: Cookout Edition

    Take The Grill on the Road My Lap! My Lap! My Lap Is On Fire! Sony Unveils PS3 Eye, World Keeps Spinning These Gamer Babes Will Curb Stomp You Samsung and US Army Team Up For Mobile WiMAX Tomfoolery Read More

  • These Gamer Babes Will Curb Stomp You

    I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. There’s no way these girls play video games! Someone pinch me… on second thought… let me dream for another 15 minutes. In all seriousness, one of the girls placed 5th at the Miss Video Game Competition and I’m pretty sure she’d kick my butt along with the other ones. So enjoy a nice sampling I’ve picked out for you. Read More