“From all of us at Apple, we say, ‘We’re good. We don’t need any more of your money now,’” says the fictional Apple CEO played by Christopher McDonald.
Apple just rolled out its latest iPhone and iPods at a big event in San Francisco. But what if they didn’t. What if they didn’t announce anything at all and just simply called press into Moscone Center for a stock bump. And then announce nothing.
Fanboys, this is a parody. Settle down. It’s funny.