Fresh from Japan we have the Eye Slack Haruka, a $131 skin toner designed to reduce unsightly bags under your apparently pre-teen eyes. The kit is powered by two CR2032 cells and runs in two modes – “hard” and “soft.” “Hard” mode sends tiny jolts of electricity into your eyes, ensuring your eyes will get a sufficient amount of energy while soft vibrates your eyes gently, which sounds like a real treat.

I personally just love the image of the lady getting her eyes zapped.

Incidentally, once you’ve fixed up your eyes, why not try this crazy nose lengthening solution. It’s shaped like a butterfly, friends, a butterfly that lengthens your nose.

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