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    Monday, November 29th, 2010


    The yearly orgy of physical consumerism is over (all that’s left is the equally orgiastic Cyber Monday) and I’m proud to say that my family and I were able to get to town to purchase a hogshead of crackers, some sorghum, a bolt of gingham, and a nice corncob pipe for Pap-Pap. Then I shot at a wolf that was skulking around the barn and then we stared into the fire as we heard the mounting howls of his brethren surround our little cabin on the big prairie.

    Just joking. I just sat around and bought an iPod Nano, a new Touch for my mom, and Civ V for OS X. My friend’s wife went out to Toys R Us at midnight, stood around in the cold for two hours, and then bought toys.

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