Contest: For You, My Friend, An Epson WorkForce 635

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Hanging With Nexi, The Friendly Face-Loving Robot

What could be better on a fine morning like this than an Epson WorkForce 635 all-in-one printer. This printer does it all, including scan, fax, print, and solve many of the world’s pressing problems including global warming, Mideast Peace, and how to get the fine hairs of a Jack Russell’s fur out of a wool coat.

Take your productivity to new heights with the WorkForce 635, the all-in-one that brings you the world’s fastest one- and two-sided print speeds in its class1, automatic, two-sided printing / copying, and a two-sided Automatic Document Feeder (ADF). Blazing through critical tasks at speeds of 15 ISO ppm (black) and 7.2 ISO ppm (color), the WorkForce 635 uses 127 Extra High-capacity Black ink, so you get 2x more prints per cartridge, which means less time spent replacing cartridges.

How do you win? Oh, I think you know.

Comment below describing the joy you will feel as you unbox this printer. Will you squeal? Will you dance? We want to know. We’ll close comments on Monday at Noon New York time and pick one winner. What a treat!

Thanks to Epson for hanging out with us at the Rec Center when all the other kids went to play kickball.

UPDATE – Congrats to Tom, the guy who would “destroy the printer Office Space style.” Please don’t, Tom.