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  • T Power USB key reduces eye-strain, makes onions grow!

    John Biggs

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    Thursday, April 22nd, 2010


    Hey, sucker! Have about $60? Come on over and get a T Power USB stick, designed to reduce eyestrain, improve blood circulation, and VDT Decrement Heal! It contains Erythocytes and reduces the Rouleaux phenomenon, whatever the heck that means. All I know is that it also makes onions grow.

    Seriously: I’ve seen a lot of stupid things in my day, but this is one of the stupidest. You can go to the product page here but do not buy this thing, even if you’re suffering from the Rouleaux phenomenon or whatever.

    Click to see it in action.

    via RedFerret

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