From: The Windows Phone 7 Team
To: The Windows Phone 7 Advertising Gnomes
After months of deliberation, we hereby present the master plan for all modern mobile commercials.
Rights to Feist instrumental break
Cute woman with curly hair (personable)
Handsome, rugged man in vaguely military but alternative shirt
Record shop (build)
Shot-for-shot outdoor location list for all McDonald’s commercials
1. Woman sends messages
2. Woman uses “Facebook” (a social networking site. This site is unavailable from internal Microsoft workstations. Use a “public access point” to view it. DO NOT CREATE AN ACCOUNT.)
3. Woman takes pictures
4. Woman checks maps
5. Man looks at woman in a way that suggests the desire for intercourse.
Repeat this commercial until next Super Bowl or until Apple changes their ad style, whichever comes first.